Feb 08, 1985
81 min
Full-HD

Calamari Union (1985)

A group of men all called Frank—except for one named Pekka—have had enough of life in their working-class neighborhood, so they set off for a better existence in the magical seaside district of Eira. But the way is long, and the group face many hurdles including stray dogs and defunct streetlights.

Category

Comedy Drama

Country

Finland

Companies

Villealfa Filmproductions

Timo Eränkö

Frank

Kari Heiskanen

Frank

Asmo Hurula

Frank

Sakke Järvenpää

Frank

Sakari Kuosmanen

Frank Armoton

Dave Lindholm

Man on Beach

Mikko Mattila

Frank

Pate Mustajärvi

Frank

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